Saturday, September 5, 2009

Thunking on a Saturday

September 5 2009

1. You are walking down a rainy road. There is a five hundred dollar bill on the road. You look around and except for someone a half block away, you are alone. You naturally pick up the bill and put it away. That person approaching stops and says, "I saw you pick up that money. It's mine." You ask how much it was. She yells, "Are you calling me a liar?" What do you do?

That's a small block when he or she sees me picking it up!
I always tie my shoelace when I pick something up that's valuable. (Which happened once. It was returned to the owner.)

I would call the police, so that person can report the loss.

When he or she becomes agressive? Haha! I know how to deal with that!!

2. If I were to inspect your guest bathroom, how would I find it?

I don't know, we have none.

Our bathroom is OK, beside the stairs.

3. You are given a state of the art bow and arrow. Who or what is your first target (after a lesson or two)?

Hmm.... I'm not a person to hurt another, so I'll put an apple on the gardengate and try to split it. LOL!

4. The doorbell rings. The person at the door is wearing a raincoat and you know them. They flash you and are completely naked. Other than your S/O, who would you think would it would be and would guess you'd find that funny? Why do you guess that person and would you laugh or be pissed off?

None of the people I know would do it.
But in case... I'd call a psychiatrist.

5. What do you call a male Ladybug?

An imposter.

6. Your friends throw you a party. They've got a big national music star to come and perform. It is someone you detest. Do you make believe you like the songs or do you fess up and get the star out of the party?

Well, none has thrown me a party so far, so I can't imagine this would happen to me.
I don't detest people, I just don't like some people.
In that case I would ask to be able to perform a duet and disable his microphone.

7. What's your favorite breed of wild, mean attack dogs?

What a ridiculous question!

8. If I called your high school guidance counselor, what would they say about you?

If I'd had one he would say I'm a kind of shy person who is a creative and caring person among friends.

9. Car A is moving at 63 miles an hour. 4 people are in the Car A. Car B is moving at 22 miles an hour. There is a driver and passenger who just came from a hotel while cheating on their spouses in Car B. They will crash into each other in exactly 3.5 minutes. What are your fun plans for this Labor day Weekend while these six people meet a brutal and gruesome death??

I don't know what the use of this question is.
At queensday a guy crashed his car into the crowds in an attempt to hit the Queen and killed 6 people.
I still can't lose the images.

Questions like these are not amusing, but disgusting.

I'm sorry, that's how I feel about it.

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2 comments:

  1. Your answer for #5 was too funny and I loved #7 too :)

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  2. An Imposter. Love it. Thanks for stopping by my playground. Much appreciated. Have a good one.

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